My Neighbor Kept Stealing Gas From My Pickup Because I Was Retired, So I Finally Taught Him a Lesson

The security camera had been Katie’s suggestion. But the fear I felt while watching the footage belonged entirely to me.

At four in the morning, I sat alone at my kitchen table, gripping my phone with both hands while a grainy black-and-white video played across the screen.

A man was walking slowly up my driveway.

He moved carefully.

Paused.

Looked over his shoulder.

Then crouched beside my old pickup truck.

From inside his jacket, he pulled a hose.

He slipped it into my gas tank as naturally as if he had done it dozens of times before.

Which, as I would soon realize, he probably had.

I watched him siphon the fuel into a red plastic container.

Four minutes later, he replaced the gas cap, wiped his hands, stood up, and walked across the lawn toward the house next door.

I knew that walk.

I had watched it for six years.

Clark.

My neighbor.

I lowered the phone onto the kitchen table.

My coffee was cold.

My hands were trembling.

I told myself it was because the house was chilly.

It wasn’t.

I’m seventy years old.

I’ve buried my parents.

Most of my closest friends.

And three years ago, I buried my wife.

After that much loss, you start believing there are very few things left in the world capable of surprising you.

I was wrong.

My name is Frank.

I live at the end of Maple Court in a quiet suburban neighborhood where people wave while collecting their mail and complain when someone leaves a trash bin out too long.

My wife Ellen and I bought this house forty-one years ago.

We raised our son here.

We argued here.

Made up here.

Celebrated birthdays.

Hosted Christmas dinners.

Grew older.

Ellen died three springs ago.

Since then, the house has always felt one room too large.

I still keep the thermostat at the temperature she preferred.

I still sleep on the left side of the bed.

Some habits survive the people who created them.

Then there’s my truck.

A faded blue 1994 Ford pickup.

Dent in the tailgate.

Small crack near the corner of the windshield.

Nothing impressive.

Anyone driving past would probably assume I still owned it because I couldn’t afford something newer.

They’d be wrong.

That truck was practically part of my marriage.

Ellen and I bought it when our son was still in high school.

We took it to the lake every summer.

Carried lumber in it when we built our deck.

Drove it to the hospital when Ellen’s mother had a stroke.

Then drove home from the funeral three days later without saying a word.

When Ellen became ill near the end, I sometimes took her out in that truck simply because driving made her smile.

She would roll down the window and hold her hand outside in the wind like she was seventeen again.

“This old thing is going to outlive both of us,” she once joked, patting the dashboard.

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